100 REASONS WHY

Denger-denger, cinta itu ga perlu alasan. tapi ga semua cinta itu ga perlu alasan. pasti ada sesuatu dalam diri orang tersebut, yang terpancar kepada kita, memberikan radiasi pada kita, sehingga membuat kita menyukai sesuatu tersebut.

Disini salsa mau berbagi soal kenapa salsa menyukai idol-idol tampan yang nantinya akan disebutkan dibawah ini.

Because that's the best I can do to confess my love for them all.

Sekaligus mau ngenalin cowok baru. itu lho yang dari jepun kemaren yang sempet gue singgung di postingan sebelumnya; RYO NISHIKIDO.

Dan maaf kalo yang gue taro disini ga semua idol gue dari awal sampe akhir dan cuma yang lagi gue gilain sekarang aja dengan urutan yang dimulai dari yang paling baru. panjang, kali coy kalo gue taro dari mulai Justin sampe Nishiki-_-.

me 1 minute later: I WILL PUT OL OF MA LOVELIEZ HERE

hh kapan gue bisa bilang "aku cinta kamu" ke pria yang bakal jadi jodoh gue dunia akhirat:(:(:(

Yamada

• jepun
• semok somehow
• tebak zodiaknya apa
• taurus
• which is mean
• he's a bundle of joy
• cinnamon roll
• sugar
• I M U T to the CLIMAX
• kebanyakan makan lu ye
• aktingnya :(:(:(:(
• bagus
• TAURUS YANG TIDAK PERNAH MENUA
• tapi dia emang baru 24an sih
• adeknya nishiki di film niini
• boyben sama kek nishiki
• belom pernah denger dia nyanyi
• mirip al**ndo
• sama-sama ganteng:(

Jaewon

• why are u doing this to me man
• i don't deserve him
• he's just too good to be true
• just look at his smile
• too pure for this world
• but he loves something erotic
• also shy shy shy person
• m y s t e r i o u s
• canggung
• well maybe I stan him bc of an aries thing
• but it's 99% true
• HAVE U EVER HEARD OF HEYAHE
• AND GETTIN' BY
• HE'LL GET YOU DOWN ON YOUR KNEES WITH HIS VOICE
• needs a lot of love and appreciation tbh
• ya hear me? A P P R E C I A T E JUNG JAEWON
• acts cold but it's only because he's nervous
• i know that's a fact
• his smile is the answer
• PUPPY EYES
• gue ngeship jewon sama bapak-bapak
• ga begitu ganteng tapi definisi gantengnya beda sama ganteng pada umumnya
• karena dia belum sadar kalo dia ganteng beneran

Ryo

• doesn't age ??
• wajahnya sendu nan innocent
• but he's scorpio
• pasti dia sering-
• tapi dia kayak orang ga pernah punya dosa
• senyuman luar biasa
• sungguh, representasi kedua dari senyuman terindah yang pernah dimiliki oleh cowok
• m o l e s
• beautiful moles
• ciri bapak yang kalo gue jadi anaknya, ga bakal pernah gue bantah bahkan pas gue lagi sekarat
• cocok dengan gaya rambut apa aja (?)
• nishi with glassess = r.i.p me
• penakut (?)
• actually a baby
• has a lot of facial expressions
• the way he talks
• weirdo

Taeyong

• punya terlalu banyak layer dalam karakternya ? ??
• tapi sebenernya dia cowok yang imut dan lembut 
• look a little bit weird when he's laughing
• that's because he often shows his cold character
• which is really unnecessary 
• hanya ingin membernya bahagia
• suaranya ga terlalu khas
• rich expressions on stage
• dia dan Mark overrated
• Dream in a Dream is better that AROUND, TY
• he's soft and real emotional because his star sign is cancer (well maybe)

Onew

• IMUT
• I M U T
• MENGGEMASKAN
• tipe orang yang disayang sama siapapun
• just look at them face
• gummy smile
• suara bintang lima
• visual bintang lima
• keliatannya ramah dan tipe orang yang hanya mengeluarkan kata-kata mutiara dari mulutnya
• ngeliat dia itu bikin gue pengen ngumpulin seluruh kasih sayang di dunia ini trus gue sodokkin ke mulutnya
• and that wont be enough for him
• big heart

Ten

• aegyo game on point
• his voice is an aegyo itself
• cempreng bgt
• tapi ga berisik
• senyum terindah pertama  yang gue liat yang cowok punya
• his dance skill = A++++++
• a.ka flawless
• want to have cake with Johnny
• tapi gue lebih ngeship dia sama TY
• stan pisces love cancer dong
• kekonsisten-an-nya terhadap rambut hitam itu sempurna
• mungkin karena dia pernah nyesel ngebleach rambut warna merah
• his hair is his everything
• let his nails long

Minue

• AKTING BINTANG LIMA
• VISUAL BINTANG LIMA
• VOKAL BINTANG LIMA
• kek model
• "I WANNA BE YOUR ROCKSTER"
• suara serak-serak basah yang kelewat oke
• screaminG
• TOL
• kek punya kepribadian ganda
• mukanya fleksibel, bisa kek orang dungu, bisa juga cool, bisa juga kek tsundere
• APPRECIATE HIM HE GOT TALENT
• cadhel
• multitalent rockster

Junki

• i dont even know why am i stan him
• darimana gue kenal dia? nonton Scarlet aja belom
• his weird is so weird
• gue rasa dia ga cocok di Scarlet karena suaranya
• but he looks lovely on Sweetheart in Your Ear
• boyfriend look
• but his face sometimes may looks weird
• aries
• a r i e s
• an alien living undercover
• wheres your eyes dude

Xiumin

• one word: y  tho
• jenong
• shy shy shy
• always tries his best
• he has two side of personalities; tsundere and soft or cute
• my aesthetic: watching minseok eats
• high noTES
• he can dance, sing, and rap
• S3 CHOY
• smol
• kesayangan LuHan
• LuHan kesayangannya dia
• APRECIATE HIM 999+
• doesnt age too
• he went from baby to baby
• semua orang bakal nyesel mandang Xiumin sebelah mata
• i'm so proud of him

Ju-Ne

• kesayangan
• black hair suits him best
• rambut platina dan lensa biru mengubah segalanya
• a very simple man
• A MEME
• i always feel you fam
• WIDE MOUTH, CLEAR EYES, GUMMY SMILE
• NOISE POLLUTION
• loves Jinhwan as a boyfriend
• and Jinhwan loves him as a brother
• SELF CENTERED BITCH
• ME ME ME ME
• BIG BABY
• relatable
• visual and vocal on point
• but he's not cute. not a little bit (lol u tried Junhoe)
• i want to strip him and smell his cologne

Jin-Woo

• v pretty but not pretty like what i don't understand myself
• tapi gue bego kalo bilang dia jelek
• BIAS PERTAMA DI WINNER
• he needs a lot of help
• kenapa juga gue demenin Mino sama Nam sementara cinta pertama gue di WINNER udah ada Jinu
• kenapa badannya harus kecil begitu
• beautiful face
• beautiful legs
• APPRECIATE HIM
• bukan hanya dari mukanya aja, tapi juga skillnya dia
• ga berubah sejak ketemu dia di WIN
• ga tega biarin dia enlist
• ga ngeship dia sama siapa-siapa
• cry baby part one
• HE LOOKS LIKE JUNG KYUNG HO ?? ? ??
• still v cute tho

Kyung-ho

• why do i  stan him
• the answer is: I. DON'T. EVEN. KNOW
• kapan gue ketemu dia?
• dimana gue liat dia?
• apa yang bikin gue suka sama dia?
• oh it's because Falling Innocence
• atau mungkin karena aktingnya bagus
• SEMOGA DIA SAMA SOOYOUNG LANGGENG SAMPE KAKEK NENEK AAMIIN

Taehyung

• looks badass
• and will act idiotic after 0.01 sec
• but he's so good looking
• TERTAMPAN DIANTARA SELURUH MEMBER BANGTAN YANG LAIN
• i don't choose JK bc he's too overrated i guess
• tapi suaranya
• kenapa begitu
• meskipun tampan tapi sebagai penyanyi POPULER kan harusnya suaranya bisa lebih dari segitu
• improv dong
• gue ga kenal Tae secara mendalam sih
• tapi dia ganteng
• and funny
• and dorky
• and also cutie
• keep up the good-looking work darlin'

Jisoo

• terimakasih kepada Valencia Talitha yang telah memperkenalkan dia
• dia ngenalin Nam Joo Hyuk ke gue
• but she shows the picture where Nam posing with Jisoo
• so guess where's my lane is
• it's on Jisoo's
• actually, Nam is more beautiful than Jisoo
• but my rebel side choose him over Nam
• i haven't watch his drama
• but i'm already in love with him
• another a r i e s
• still ship him with Nam tho
• go away sungkyung
• tapi secara astrologi gue ga restuin Pisces sama Aries sih...
• BUT TEN IS A PISCES
• jadikan dia pemeran utama pls

Sehun

• i'm going to ask my old self once again
• WHY DID YOU STAN HIM 
• the first guy i fell in love from exo
• i hate exo at first
• i still hate them rn
• but why
• did i
• choose him
• to be my first bias in exo
• setelah hati nurani dan logika gue mulai dewasa, gue paham Minseok lah yang lebih pantes dicintai
• he's overrated
• another member who can't really sing well
• but because you have GOD-LIKE visual
• you becoming number one
• what is his talent
• he's not even funny
• he's weird
• and to make it worst, he loves Luhan
• and everybody ships HunHan
• lol no

Choi

• the only Choi in my life
• pertama kali liat dia: kharismatik, misterius, keren, ganteng, rap skill A++
• kedua kali liat dia: konyol, gila, gajelas, apa sih, yaampun, gesrek anjir
• GTOP IS LIFE
• BIAS PERTAMA DI BIGBANG
• IT'S BECAUSE HE LOOKS STAND OUT THAN ANYBODY ELSE IN GROUP
• but really he's just giant nerd that needs a lot of love and protection
• proTECT HIM
• gue ga kuat sama sikap anehnya jadi gue move on ke Jiyong
• *finger guns*
• fuck choreography
• dia lebih butuh bantuan daripada jinu ternyata
• help him

Gukgukguk

• relatable piece of sh*t
• v talented
• giraffe neck
• deep ass whale voice
• unintentionally cute
• not funny
• has image to maintain
• bbuing bbuing
• tol
• pretty hands like he could choke me with those hands and I will thanked him
• he protec
• he also attac
• ALL HE NEED IS LOVE
• I breathe for his hair in Wake Me Up era
• voice like sex
• I don't want him to stop
• gUMMY SMILE
• kalo senyum, separo mukanya dia isinya bibirnya semua:(
• underrated
• A P P R E C I A T E HIM YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCHACOS
• the emo one in the group but their friend still love him and include him in everything
• "Ya, Moon Jongup!"

Moon Jongup

• sebenernya dia punya aura-aura ga enak gitu
• but who tf cares
• soft
• v soft
• loves anime
• McDonald's Enthusiast
• he can lie to me about my name and I will believe him
• snakeu
• smol
• protect him at all costs
• cuma punya dua emosi; senyum dan datar
• rlly pure
• acts smart
• sampe sekarang gue susah nyariin suara Jongup kecuali udah hapal videonya:(
• kalo visual sih dibanding yongguk, dia kalah
• tapi ada sesuatu dari sikapnya yang bikin tertarik
• K A L E M banget
• never overreact
• I love him for everything he is
• tries to be funny but he's just don't have that in him
• selera humornya aneh:(
• f a k e
• cereal enthusiast